One session. Four configurations.
Premium pricing as you scale.
The Tesla BioLights practitioner program offers four device tiers — each delivering the same fifteen-minute S.E.A.D. session, but with progressively deeper field coverage and premium client experience. Standard, Enhanced, Premium, VIP. You own the device. You keep 100% of session revenue. We provide centralized marketing, training, technical support, and exclusive territory protection.
Demand is growing. The franchise model is breaking. There's room for the practitioner.
The global biohacking market crossed $45 billion in 2025 and is growing at 24.8% annually. Consumers want bioelectric, photonic, and parasympathetic-activation modalities — and they're paying $75–$400 per session for them depending on the experience tier.
At the same time, the wellness-franchise model that defined the last decade is bleeding. Restore Hyper Wellness closed 18 locations in 2024 and filed for bankruptcy reorganization. The Global Wellness Summit called 2024–2025 the most disruptive period for the industry in twenty years.
What this means: consumer demand is real, but the franchise route is broken. Practitioners who already have a patient base — chiropractors, holistic MDs, naturopaths, integrative-medicine clinics, established wellness centers — are now the best-positioned channel for the next wave of wellness-technology adoption.
We built the Tesla BioLights practitioner program for exactly those practitioners.
You own the device. You keep 100% of session revenue. No royalty. Ever.
There is no franchise fee. There is no royalty. There is no recurring percentage going back to us after the device is purchased. Every dollar your clients pay for a session belongs to you.
What you get from us, in addition to the device itself:
Hardware Support
- Manufacturer warranty on the device hardware
- Ongoing maintenance — tube replacement, electronics service, troubleshooting
- Annual recalibration check — keep devices at spec
Training & Certification
- Practitioner certification course — the science, the operation, the compliant language
- Team training for every operator before going live
- Continuing education — quarterly protocol & science updates
Centralized Marketing
- Branded landing page on teslabiolights.com
- Custom lead funnel built for your market
- Paid-ad creative library (Meta + Google)
- Sales scripts + AI scheduling tools
Territory & Founder Access
- Exclusive territory protection — only one practitioner per area
- Direct line to Doug on WhatsApp — no customer-service queue
This is equipment ownership with franchise-quality support, minus the royalty drag.
Same fifteen-minute session. Different field depth. Different price point.
Every Tesla BioLights session is fifteen minutes long, non-contact, and deeply relaxing. What changes between tiers is the depth of field coverage the client experiences — and therefore the price point you can defensibly charge. More devices means more sides of the body inside the photonic and electromagnetic field at once. That's a real experiential difference, and the market prices it accordingly.
Best for: Individual practitioners — chiropractors, holistic MDs, naturopaths, acupuncturists, integrative-health solo practices. Adding a wellness modality to an existing patient base.
The experience: Standard fifteen-minute S.E.A.D. session — one Tesla BioLights tube delivering the full noble-gas plasma photonic emission and Tesla-coil PEMF field at non-contact distance.
- Pay in full
- Sunbit · up to $19,999 · soft credit pull
- Cherry · up to $50,000 · soft credit pull
- Affirm (when approved) · monthly payments
- Klarna · Pay in 4, via Stripe checkout
Best for: Solo practitioners offering a premium experience tier alongside their standard offering. Duo practices. Couples-focused wellness practices.
The experience: Two Tesla BioLights tubes positioned for either (a) enhanced field coverage around a single client — a noticeably broader photonic and electromagnetic envelope — or (b) two clients side-by-side for the couples experience.
- Pay in full
- Cherry · cleanest fit at $50K limit
- Sunbit · would require ~$4,800 down
- Affirm with customer down payment
Best for: Med-spas, biohacking studios, integrative health clinics, small retreat venues, established wellness centers expanding into premium-tier modalities.
The experience: Six Tesla BioLights tubes positioned to surround the client on multiple sides — a complete photonic and electromagnetic immersion field. Same fifteen minutes; qualitatively different field depth, and the market recognizes that difference.
- Pay in full · card / wire / ACH
- In-house Tesla BioLights payment plan: 30% deposit ($22,248) + $8,652/month × 6 months
- Wire transfer (often preferred at this size)
Best for: Established wellness destinations, large retreat venues, longevity clinics, franchise-scale operators.
Configuration A — VIP single room: All 12 devices arranged around one client for full-spectrum surround. The flagship Tesla BioLights experience.
Configuration B — Dual Premium rooms: Split into 2 rooms × 6 devices each for two parallel Premium Circuit sessions at $225 each. Twice the daily session capacity.
- Pay in full · card / wire / ACH (wire preferred)
- In-house Tesla BioLights payment plan: 30% deposit ($44,496) + $8,652/month × 12 months
The economics, told straight.
The numbers below assume 8 sessions per room per day × 25 operating days per month at steady-state. New practitioners typically ramp from 3–6 sessions/day in months 1–3 to 8–12 by month 6. Premium-tier sessions ($225+) command 60–75% of standard utilization in early months because they require additional client education — we cover this in the certification + marketing support.
Monthly gross revenue at steady-state (one room operating)
The honest caveats — they stay on the page
Membership economics — where the real moat lives
Industry data is consistent across categories: recurring membership is where wellness practices build durable revenue. Members visit 3.2× more frequently than pay-per-visit clients. Adding a modality to an existing membership program drops churn 40–50%.
These mirror the tier structures used by Restore Hyper Wellness, HigherDOSE, and other multi-tier wellness brands. Practitioners can adjust their specific pricing — these are defensible starting points. We help you launch your membership program from week one. It's included in the practitioner support package.
Everything you need to run a profitable Tesla BioLights practice.
Hardware
- The Tesla BioLights device(s) — built to your tier specification
- Manufacturer warranty — full coverage on the device hardware
- Ongoing maintenance support — tube replacement, electronics service, troubleshooting
- Annual recalibration check — keep your devices operating at spec
Training & Certification
- Practitioner certification course — the science, the operation, the client experience, the compliant language
- Team training for your staff — every operator certified before going live
- Premium-tier session education — specific training for selling and delivering the Premium / VIP tiers
- Continuing education — quarterly updates on protocols, science, and best practices
- Direct technical support — direct line to Doug for clinical / technical questions
Centralized Marketing Support
This is what historically only franchise structures provided. We provide it without the royalty.
- Branded landing page on teslabiolights.com — your practice featured in our "Find a Practitioner" directory
- Custom lead-capture funnel — built and optimized for your market and tier configuration
- Paid-ad creative library — Meta and Google ad templates customized to your practice
- Tier-specific marketing kits — different positioning for Standard vs Premium vs VIP offerings
- Content marketing library — blog posts, social media templates, email sequences
- Sales scripts — for phone, WhatsApp, and in-person conversion
- AI-driven scheduling tools — automated booking, reminders, follow-up
- CRM integration — keep your client data in your stack
- Co-branded materials — brochures, posters, in-clinic signage
Territory Exclusivity
Only one Tesla BioLights practitioner serves your geographic area. Exclusivity structure by tier:
Direct Founder Access
Doug answers WhatsApp. You're not on a customer-service queue. You have a direct line to the founder of the company for the duration of your practitioner relationship.
This is a real partnership. Here's who it works for.
This works for
- Chiropractors adding a wellness-modality revenue line to an existing patient base
- Holistic MDs and naturopaths offering integrative therapies in a clinical setting
- Acupuncturists and energy-medicine practitioners with established client trust
- Established wellness centers expanding into Premium / VIP tier modalities
- Boutique med-spas wanting a differentiator beyond standard aesthetic services
- Biohacking studios building a multi-modality service stack
- Retreat venues integrating signature wellness modalities
- Luxury hotels with wellness programs wanting a flagship offering
This is NOT for
- People looking to "get rich quick" — wellness practice economics require real operating discipline
- Anyone wanting to make medical claims about the device — we make none, and you can't either
- Buyers who want zero marketing involvement — even with our support, your local presence matters
- Anyone unwilling to maintain certification and active operation — territory exclusivity protects active practitioners, not equipment hoarders
- Pure-online operators with no physical space — the modality is delivered in-person
Multiple payment paths so the right tier is always within reach.
Tier 1 & Tier 2 (1–2 Devices)
Pay in Full OR Website Payment Options:
- Sunbit · instant financing up to $19,999 · soft credit pull · 30-second decision
- Cherry · instant financing up to $50,000 · soft credit pull · 0% APR for qualified buyers
- Affirm · monthly payments (when approved for Tesla BioLights — wellness MCC)
- Klarna · Pay in 4, available via Stripe checkout
Tier 3 & Tier 4 (6–12 Devices)
Pay in Full OR In-House Tesla BioLights Payment Plan:
The in-house plan is zero-interest, zero-additional-fees. The 30% deposit demonstrates serious commitment and confirms the territory hold. The monthly amount is identical across both tiers for clean cash-flow planning.
Wire transfer is also commonly preferred at the 6 / 12 Device ticket size and may unlock additional onboarding flexibility.
Four steps. Two weeks, typical.
Step 1 · Day 1–3
Inquiry & WhatsApp Consultation
You submit the application form below. Doug reaches out via WhatsApp to discuss your practice, your market, and your fit. This is a real conversation, not a pitch.
Step 2 · Day 3–7
Territory Check & Tier Selection
We verify your territory is available and walk through the tier configuration that fits your practice. You decide which configuration makes sense.
Step 3 · Day 7–14
Financing & Agreement
Payment plan structured (website options for Tier 1/2; in-house plan for Tier 3/4). Practitioner agreement signed. Territory exclusivity formalized.
Step 4 · Day 14–30
Onboarding & Launch
Device ships. Certification course. Marketing setup. Launch your first sessions.
The honest answers, asked and answered.
No — and this is the most important thing to understand. More devices means deeper field coverage for the same client during the same session. Tier 1 = standard fifteen-minute session for one client. Tier 3 (6 devices) = premium circuit fifteen-minute session for one client, with the field surrounding them on multiple sides. The market prices that experiential difference. Exception: Tier 4 (12 devices) can be configured as 2 rooms of 6 for parallel premium sessions if your space supports it.
Defensibly 4–10 months across all tiers at conservative utilization (8 sessions/day, tier-appropriate pricing). Premium and VIP tier sessions ramp slower because they require additional client education — we cover that in the certification + marketing support.
No. Zero. Once you own the device, you own the device. Every dollar of session revenue is yours.
At the 1 and 2 device price points ($14,420 / $24,720), Sunbit, Cherry, and Affirm cover the full ticket cleanly with soft-credit-pull instant decisions and zero friction. There's no reason to add an in-house plan to that flow. At the 6 and 12 device price points ($74,160 / $148,320), retail BNPL doesn't reach — equipment financing is the industry-standard answer, and our in-house 30% + monthly plan is structured to be cleaner than typical equipment-financing terms.
No, and neither do we. Tesla BioLights is a wellness-experiential modality. Making medical claims puts both you and us at regulatory risk. Our certification training covers compliant language for the Standard, Enhanced, Premium, and VIP tiers.
Upgrading device count preserves your territory and tier-level support. Tier 1 practitioners can upgrade to Tier 2, Tier 3, or Tier 4 over time. We make this seamless because growing practices are exactly the practitioners we want in the network.
It depends on your space and market. A flagship VIP single-room positioning ($425/session) suits a destination luxury offering with deliberate scarcity. A dual-room configuration (2 × $225 sessions) suits higher-volume premium throughput. We help you model both during the onboarding conversation.
Warranty handles manufacturing defects. Maintenance support handles wear-and-tear. We send replacement parts quickly; for catastrophic failures, we coordinate device swaps.
General business liability is standard. The non-contact, non-invasive nature of the modality keeps insurance straightforward. We can provide referrals to wellness-industry-specialized carriers.
No. No legitimate equipment provider can guarantee that, and anyone who does is misleading you. What we guarantee is the device, the training, the marketing support, and the territory exclusivity. Your practice's profitability depends on your operating discipline and local market — which is why we work with established practitioners with existing client bases.
Yes. You own it. We do retain right-of-first-refusal on the territory transfer (so the next operator in your area is also a qualified practitioner) but the equipment is yours.
BioCharger sells the device with no territory protection and limited marketing support. BEMER operates an MLM-style distributor network. We're neither — we're an equipment-ownership program with franchise-quality marketing support, franchise-quality territory protection, and tier-based premium pricing built into the model, without the royalty drag or franchise commitment.
Be an active, certified practitioner with a working device and good standing. It's not designed to be difficult — it's designed to protect active operators from territory squatters.